showers are for SiSSiES
you know it, i know it, the WHOLE TOWN knows it.
so, in celebration of my biggest accomplishment of the day (forcing myself in that wretched thing), i’m going to share with you the art of the 7 minute shower.
things you will need:
bagel bites
hatred of showers
lack of time (or some other motivating reason, though this seems to be the best)
you will have 10 minutes to prepare for this shower, while your oven is preheating
1. put the bagel bites in the oven, set the timer for 9 minutes
2. get in the shower, move as QUICKLY as possible, no time for “reflection” or anything extraneous… this is BUSINESS not pleasure
3. remember, if you’re in there LONGER than 9 minutes, your bagel bites will BURN
4. enjoy a delicious post-shower snack/reward
