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…and so this [was] christmas
& those are my thoughts on ...
showers are for SiSSiES
you know it, i know it, the WHOLE TOWN knows it.
so, in celebration of my biggest accomplishment of the day (forcing myself in that wretched thing), i’m going to share with you the art of the 7 minute shower.
things you will need:
bagel bites
hatred of showers
lack of time (or some other motivating reason, though this seems to be the best)
you will have 10 minutes to prepare for this shower, while your oven is preheating
1. put the bagel bites in the oven, set the timer for 9 minutes
2. get in the shower, move as QUICKLY as possible, no time for “reflection” or anything extraneous… this is BUSINESS not pleasure
3. remember, if you’re in there LONGER than 9 minutes, your bagel bites will BURN
4. enjoy a delicious post-shower snack/reward
ashley + john + open bar = one less pair of tights that i own
HO HO HO, its rin-GO!
here we have jubilant john, our latest contributor <3
just because i would rather look at pictures of cute dogs than do my textiles project i am feeling generous
BONUS : my friend alyse’s little HarleyBear… protecting & serving !
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images10/LowchenPawsUp.jpg
on days like today, it makes me GLAD to know this creature exists
insanity
there are a few things that strike me as INTERESTING about this article
1. i thought WAL-MART was open 24 hours
2. ARE YOU SERIOUS? that might actually be the most ridiculous thing i have EVER read
3. “About the time that Mr. Damour was killed, a shopper at a Wal-Mart in Farmingdale, 15 miles east of Valley Stream, said she was trampled by a crowd of overeager customers, the Suffolk County police reported. The woman sustained a cut on her leg, but finished her shopping before filing the police report, an officer said.”
it’s important to have priorities and i guess i have a certain amount of *respect* for their deal-seeking dedication. i personally can’t think of anything that i need badly enough from walmart to line up at 5 am, “sustain a cut” from ferocious deal-seekers while finishing my shopping, battle walmart crowds in general
EVERYONE REMEMBER: there is nothing you need badly enough from WALMART or ANYWHERE to TRAMPLE AND KILL A HUMAN BEING
disgusting
to jason : this is what ringo & i look like everyday on your BiRTHDAY !
