December 2009
1 post
November 2009
1 post
things i'm fucking sick of
1. perez hilton.… i don’t appreciate your stupid, mindless blog OR your blatant disregard for the english language.
2. people who make graphic tees and think they’re *designers*
3. the way gossip girl is going…..
4. being bitten by the grouchybug!
5. jenny humphrey (yes, gossip girl deserved TWO points… also i don’t even know how you spell that last name)
...
May 2009
3 posts
hobos running amok
My friend Stephen + I were standing outside during the Red Ribbon Dinner @ Parkside on Monday (which was lovely) when we were accosted by probably 10 different kinds of hobos in the span of 5 minutes. it was interesting to notice they all put their own spin on “crazy”…
beggars- they are shameless, toothless and just approach you begging for things (money, a cigarette, and in...
February 2009
1 post
January 2009
4 posts
things that "grind my gears"
1. MOPAC. suck it you awful highway
2. allergies and/or “the sniffles”
3. babies in places where dogs are not allowed
4. blacking out from drinking
5. 1 cent stamp price increase, rendering my disney stamps useless w/o a trip to the post office
more to come, i’m sure
cigarettes
DAY # 1 - no cigarettes
DAY # 2 - r.kelly on repeat
December 2008
4 posts
showers are for SiSSiES
you know it, i know it, the WHOLE TOWN knows it.
so, in celebration of my biggest accomplishment of the day (forcing myself in that wretched thing), i’m going to share with you the art of the 7 minute shower.
things you will need:
bagel bites
hatred of showers
lack of time (or some other motivating reason, though this seems to be the best)
you will have 10 minutes to prepare for this...
November 2008
17 posts
insanity →
there are a few things that strike me as INTERESTING about this article
1. i thought WAL-MART was open 24 hours
2. ARE YOU SERIOUS? that might actually be the most ridiculous thing i have EVER read
3. “About the time that Mr. Damour was killed, a shopper at a Wal-Mart in Farmingdale, 15 miles east of Valley Stream, said she was trampled by a crowd of overeager customers, the Suffolk...
it*s BRiTNEY bitch!!! →
…i knew she’d be back, with a hottie vengeance!!
Check out this ustream Show: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam Shiba Inu Puppy Cam
maybe i should set up a RiNGO*CAM
I'M thankful for..... THE DAiLY PUPPY ! →
being a shut in sucks
“you’re like a deaf person who is deaf because she got drunk and stabbed...”
– my dear friend jason, in reference to my leg injury
tumble widget! coooool!!!
glitter paint
“that’s the BEST glitter paint i’ve ever used” is sadly, not saying much
this thought to be continued-
....katherine heigl
#1 i DON’T know why i’m watching 27 dresses but i AM
#2 this movie is worse than i expected
…..though my expectations were pretty low
#3 why is everyone so into katherine heigl? i think she’s a little annoying and always “less cute” than her other blonde co-star
#4 RiNGO would be a far better co-star
SCRABBLE
what a wonderful game! i think it’s something i can get into. COASTER MAKER however is a different kind of challenge. i’d say the two compliment each other pretty well though, as i can switch back & forth and still be amazing at both
HELLo
life with one leg is amazing totally sucky. it is creatively challenging though, in that i am constantly thinking of ways i can get from one place to another using only one leg.
i think crutches are some of the stupidest things ever invented
