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November 10

things i'm fucking sick of

1. perez hilton.… i don’t appreciate your stupid, mindless blog OR your blatant disregard for the english language.

2. people who make graphic tees and think they’re *designers*

3. the way gossip girl is going…..

4. being bitten by the grouchybug!

5. jenny humphrey (yes, gossip girl deserved TWO points… also i don’t even know how you spell that last name)

6. cellular telephones and their LOVE for hide&seek

7. ringo being in san antonio. i miss my best and softest friend :(

May 22

My friend Stephen + I were standing outside during the Red Ribbon Dinner @ Parkside on Monday (which was lovely) when we were accosted by probably 10 different kinds of hobos in the span of 5 minutes. it was interesting to notice they all put their own spin on “crazy”…

beggars- they are shameless, toothless and just approach you begging for things (money, a cigarette, and in some cases “checks or silver”)

entertainers- johnny UK in austin is a fine example. he travels with a guitar and entertains legions of drunks on 6th street. he asked us if we wanted to hear a diddy about the secret of life. i told him i already knew the secret (it’s glitter)

drunks- you’re probably thinking “aren’t they ALL usually drunk” but THAT is not what i mean. these are the hobos that want nothing from you, except to let you know they’re wasted. usually very merry

jokesters- self explanatory

this list is by no means comprehensive, feel free to let me know if i’ve left some out :)

May 10